pet monkey
04.27.
Get A Job!
Come on lady! I think it’s about time we get serious, okay? This is getting a little embarrassing on your part. If he is old enough for a shirt and tie then I think it’s time for him to put his teddy bear down.
Kentucky
9 Comments02.12.
I’m Gonna Come At You Like a Spider Monkey
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.
Florida
2 Comments12.08.
Who Flung Poo?
She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.
Oklahoma
38 Comments11.15.
Did You Bring Me A Monkey?
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate.
Unknown
149 Comments
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