He had to pause life aka Fortnite in order to make this trip. His paw paw dropped him off at the entrance where he grabbed a mask from the greeter. The greeter looked at him with disgust as he rolled into Walmart on his hoverboard. He was only supposed to grab his paw paw some heartburn meds with the debit card he was given. However he took a turn on his hoverboard to the chip isle where he grabbed a handful of small packs of Cool Ranch Doritos. He went to checkout, then realized he didn’t grab the heartburn meds. He still proceeded to the vehicle his paw paw was waiting in, only to tell him they were completely out and that he rolled around everywhere looking for them.
Ma’am could you ask your husband to please get up….Oh, that’s your son! Well, tell your son he is too big for a Volkswagen Beetle let alone a shopping cart.
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy.
This is absolutely ridiculous. How stupid and reckless could someone possibly be? There really needs to be some sort of parenting test that you have to pass.