Ok, look away from your computer and tell me what she is holding in her hand….Yeah, I couldn’t stop staring either. Those bad boys looked painted on! Ladies take this down – if your booty looks like that, short jorts are more than acceptable.
Forget the fact that you are still wearing those jorts; how does a tear like that even happen? It’s not far left enough for gross farts, and it’s not right enough for your Copenhagen can to wear a hole.
“Hey, PoWM, this is probably staged to get on your website!” – Well, if this guy grew that enchanting Ponytail for 11 years so he could one day squeeze into his tightest shirt, Lt. Dangle shorts and Goth boots for the purpose of taking a picture at Walmart and getting his 15 minutes of fame on our website…….then I guess he got one over on us.