Well if you’re the type of person who would decide to keep a patch of lawn in the desert, you’re probably the same type of person that won’t maintain it either.
Why even bother trying to tame that wild horse? Maybe people will be more outraged when they see her tied to a hitching post outside.
I hate to break it to you but you are no longer a 7 year old kid and this is no longer 1993. How ’bout we snip off that little guy?
You know that “Bubba” guy that we mentioned…