You must have been the one person growing up that actually liked the taste of Fruit Stripe Gum because that’s the only logical explanation behind your car color choice…which again, mirrors your poor taste.
I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.
My Grandpappy can twerk a pole dance better than your Grandfather. #DoesntEvenTurnDownHisHearingAid
In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.