Ahhh yes, the forgotten Orange Mario Brother. He’s not quite a good guy like Mario & Luigi and he’s not quite a bad guy like Wario & Waluigi. So basically he just kinda chills all day in his parents house as they berate him for not being more like his brothers.
At first I was like “Can I really trust this guy sitting outside Walmart to give a thorough breast exam?” But then I noticed he used BYOB to mean ‘Bring Your Own Boobs’ and anybody that fun and creative has to be legit. That’s just good marketing right there.
Ohhh this is always fun. Will Dad realize his kid is about to pass out in time or will we all get to give him glaring looks of shame and disappointment as medics bring her back to consciousness?!?! Stay tuned to find out.
Little walker children are by far the creepiest of all walkers. But let me throw some caution to all you walker kids out there. If you see me in public and you sneak up on me, I will not hesitate to put you down like Rick did Sophia. That’s just business and that’s how I roll…you’ve all been warned.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.