If there were participation trophies for covering your ass, you still wouldn’t receive one.
Okay ladies, when you wake up from your orgasm induced coma, let me know if you prefer your man mullets dark or light.
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I asked the t-shirt company to make me into a shirt model too but they said there were just too many complex folds and they didn’t want to end up scaring the children. I get it.
Who lives on a woman and on her titties? Spongebob Squarepants!