Childhood Trauma

My family lived in a tiny North Carolina town where a Walmart was the only store that did not sell quilted objects exclusively. So, even though we hated it, Walmart was our store. One day, I was at the store with my mom. We were getting ready to check-out and the line was quite long. […]

Robbin’ The Cradle

I was walking around Walmart getting some toothpaste one day. I got what I was looking for and then I walked to the end of the aisle and happened to pass by the section where the condoms and lube and all that fun stuff was. There was a girl that was looking at lube. I […]

It’s All About The Washingtons

One day my mom and I were at Walmart waiting in the very long lines as usual. We were the next ones to pay and the people in front of us had tons of stuff that they were buying. When they payed, they payed in ALL one dollar bills. It was insane. They were buying […]

Why Are You Proud Of That?

My friends and I have argued about who loves Walmart more, who goes there more and so on. Well I have the Ultimate Fan of Walmart Story! I was shopping one night at about 3 am. As I’m in the checkout line, the woman ringing me up starts in on all the drama going on […]