Robbin’ The Cradle

I was walking around Walmart getting some toothpaste one day. I got what I was looking for and then I walked to the end of the aisle and happened to pass by the section where the condoms and lube and all that fun stuff was. There was a girl that was looking at lube. I didn’t think anything of it until I overheard the girl talking to her older sister.

“It’s okay Stacy. I’ll help you get what you need. You are only 12 so you don’t need anything fancy.” The young girl then proceeded to say, “I think that I need some more condoms. We used them all last night and I don’t wanna get pregnant right after I just started having sex for the first time. He’s 18 and I’m afraid that he may not be there if I get pregnant.” I was thinking that this dude should have his penis chopped off, so I just walked by and said, “Okay, you are a slut he is a d-bag!” She just gave me the dirtiest look I have ever received.

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