While the rest of you are looking for love on St. Valentine’s Day, Willy the Pimp got his devil horns out letting the world know that he can’t be tied down to one lady. It’s just not his style.

Florida

If I had told you that there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you have believed me?

California

Oh, if those unicorns could talk….to someone other than the group of stuffed animals he performs for in his basement.

Ohio

Dear Mrs. Adams, it was cute to dress your boys Grizzly and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 65?  Not so much.

Ohio