Bro you’re so hip it’s not even funny. Tattoos, flat-brim, oversized glasses and a freaking bird?!?! If only you played the accordion or something sick like that.
I’m sure some animal lover will tell me exactly what this is, but for now I’m calling it a monkey-muskrat thingy that I saw in that Madagascar movie.
If anyone can give me one decent reason you need to have a bird on your shoulder while at Walmart I’ll eat some bird seed….I’ll wait.
Aw look, he’s all snuggled up in a blanket taking a nap. Right mom? He’s taking his nap cause he is so tired.