You know what I liked about The Secret Life of Pets? Nothing really, but for this joke, I liked that it was a secret. Meaning to lead that secret life they had to be left at home. It’s ok to leave them at home. It’s not ok for Louis C.K.’s character to show everyone his red rocket though. That’s bad. That’s a bad dog.
It’s important to always wear protection kids.
No ma’am I don’t wanna see your puppies…oh wait, actual puppies? Nevermind, of course I’ll pet a puppy.
Squirrel Master ain’t always gonna be there for you fish. I’m gonna come around and I’m gonna want some cocktail…fruit!