I feel like maybe he was one of those guys who had a little baby bird in his beard and know it grew up and won’t fit in there anymore.
Okay (1) Decent pun there. Totes ma goats. Well played. (2) Now is as good as time as any to vent my frustration for the sudden overuse of the acronym GOAT or Greatest of All Time. You want to put it on Brady, whatever go for it. But since the Super Bowl I feel like every sports team is tossing GOAT around to anyone and everyone. You get 1 per sport, league-wide. That’s it. Brady, Jordan, Gretzky, Ruth. Done.
Anyone else asking for a puppy parrot for Christmas?
You look like an ex Sobe Life Water spokesperson that never got over being replaced.