April 10th, 2013
Doggles: because his dog is cooler than yours. End of story.
March 20th, 2013
When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did.
February 8th, 2013
That’s weird, she usually never lets you put your hog in her trunk….huh? Right? No? Little too vulgar? Okay, that’s on me. My bad.