Goat shit in Target? Have we hit a point where Walmart can no longer handle the capacity of crazy and it’s starting to spill over into other retailers?!?!
“Give me a minute guys, I gotta meet up with my snausage dealer real quick.”
I hope that pigs shits all over that blanket or coat or whatever it is, because I can tell it would be a pain to get poop out of that thing. Stop bringing pigs into Walmart, stop training your pig to be a cannibal too. That’s weird.
Part of me wants to ream you out for bringing your dog into Walmart. The other part of me thinks that dog just looks like your college bro constantly joking around and dogging on you so I’m kinda impressed actually.