“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought.
Ohhh no, this is gonna turn out real ugly when I turn the microwave on. Sorry PETA.
Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.
Planet Earth 3 is already looking pretty sick if I do say so myself.