What phrases do you think he constantly repeats? Probably stuff like “Caww, I’m so alone.” And “Caww, I can’t believe this stupid bird is my only friend.”
Feeling sad? Down in the dumps? Angry at the world? Not anymore. Adorable.
Lets ignore the part where you’re in a store. Just set that aside. Why the hell do you have a pet possum? I can’t even dream of a more backwoods Deliverance type of scenario where you’re sitting in a rocker on your front porch petting your pet possum.
Why are you doing this to me? I love dogs. Don’t make me talk sh*t on them. This is your fault that I’m angry at them lady. Sure they’re hella cute, but they’re not suppose to be hella cute inside the store. Now kindly piss off.