February 24th, 2014
Because every lady can’t wait to see your lizard and play with your snake.
February 10th, 2014
Why? That’s the real question. I’m not even going to start on the reasoning of having a pet bird, I’ll skip right over that and get to the question of why do you need to wear your bird out in public? Even pirates with wooden legs, scruffled beards, eye patches, swords and a bottle of rum look borderline stupid and uncool with a bird. What do you think it’s doing to your image guy-with-a-walking-stick in Walmart?
California & Colorado
February 4th, 2014
It’s true, Walmart really is the shit. Thanks for reminding us pup.