That’s like an adorable veil for your booty. Congrats to whomever is marrying your ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too.
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to those families effected by this past weekend’s shooting in El Paso, Texas.