Move over Little Engine that could, and hey Chuggington there is no room for you in this space. They don’t have 4 wheel drive, but there are 16 wheels in total, along with 4 social security cards, and 2 cartons of cigs, with a side of chew.
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The Trumpanzee Train!
Instead of a whistle, all you can hear is the sound of sharts.
If these ignorant, fat asses would stand up and walk maybe they wouldn’t be so pathetic.
There is nothing to do about the dumbassery, that is an inherent Trumpanzee trait
Does another four years of Trumpanomics got you down?
You should get a job!
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Loser lost, SCOTUS laughed in his fat face
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They came on your face!
Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!
I realize your goal in life is to insult those you disagree with as much as possible, but if you apply some logic to this, fat, unemployed, shopping at walmart on a lazy-buggy – I guarantee every one of them voted for Biden. Nice try though. But then you’ve shown us how unintelligent you can be.
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Trump attracts the dregs of society.
The rednecks, hillbillies, sister-bangers, trailer-dwellers and other assorted trash.
In other words: Walmart’s target market.
That is one train that I want to hit me!
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Breaker Breaker, this here’s the Pig Pen, we got ourselves a convoy.
If there were 2 more of them, this would qualify as a stampede.
The little engine that could said “I think I can, I think I can”, this little ‘beetus cart said “why me? why me?”
Advances in technology have resulted in the lack of black smoke bellowing from the ass of the one in front, and the environment is better for it.
This is the definition of “Gross Weight”.
Somewhere, some tagging crew is salivating at the opportunity to spray paint their tags on the side of this.
I hate those darn things. Put a fat pig in one of them and they think they’re entitled to run over anyone walking. Then they leave the darn things in the middle of the parking lot. Unbelievable. The dregs are piling up in our society.
I hate the young sluts who think they are cute – the distorted bodies n faces like drag queens who think they’re sooooo insta-or tiktok cute, or the hood rat hoes swig think no one dose matters but them, n the grimy red neck sluts who look like they crawled out of a dumpster full of horny cousins…..
All that trash is ruining society as well!
I love sluts!
You sound like a faggot.
Don’t lie, you wive in a trailer park with your slutty cousin. That is the extent of your experience with sluts.
You sound like you’re speaking from experience.
It is okay that you are gay, no need to be passive-aggressive about it.
You shouldn’t speak ill of rednecks, there are a lot who post here and start crying when someone writes the truth about those mouthbreathers. Rednecks are some of the most delicate snowflakes in history, well not as sensitive as their orange fuhrer.
You are so right!
That is why they are out destroying their own cities, trying to get people to believe that their useless life matters.
There are no destroyed cities but plenty of trumpanzees out killing people
I absolutely love how everyone seems to believe that there is no legitimate use for the scooters. It would be an awesome future where you need to use one of these puppies. Hopefully the only ones available to you will be covered in fecal matter.
I assume the one you use on a daily basis and leave behind for someone else to clean is covered in fecal matter.
The fact is the only one in that picture that should be using a scooter is the old lady in the front. The other three fat lazy slobs should be walking. Which one are you? the second one who’s calves are thicker than telephone poles?
Besides, people in casts, ya know legitimate uses and people who need a scooter long-term, but most have their own.
The people that use the ones provided by the stores are willful fatasses. They made themselves morbidly obese. There is no excuse for them. At all.
End of story
Hear, Hear!
The Walmart Bobsled Team.
When I had my knees replaced, those things were wonderful.
There ya go, a legitimate use for these things. I hope you recovered from the procedure, that is a bitch and a half.
Pro-tip for the obese: park in the back of the lot, push a shopping cart while on your own two feet, and walk back to your car.
You will benefit greatly from such a sedentary activity. Don’t worry that you are winded, that is a good thing and sooner or later you won’t get winded from it.
Start walking. You will thank yourself.
Let people who have a legitimate need use them. Help yourself and others with zero effort. Win/win!
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It’s like the WalMart version of “Human Centipede”!
No. “Love Train” by the O’Jays. First stop is in pastries. Load up on donuts, twinkies and cupcakes too. Tell all the folks over in produce, we ain’t going to be seeing you. People all over the world, join in, start Lard Train, Lard Train.
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Haven’t seen that many scooters in one place since my last Carnival Cruise.
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Anthony Miller Sr. I can see this happening!
Now I’ve been smiling lately,
Thinkin’ about Walmart sales to come
And I believe it could be,
Battery charging has begun
Oh lard train sounding louder
Glide on the lard train
Come on now lard train
Yes, lard train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the lard train
Come on now, lard train
Now they can use the HOV checkout lane!
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German Panzers storm the fields of Prokhorovka, Summer 1943
We got ourselves a convoy!