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04.09.

Unedited For Your Enjoyment

So I had an interesting night. Some Bitch at Walmart was being a Bitch & said that she would laugh if Brittney got hurt & she wouldn’t call an amb. I said a few things & said id beat her ass & they trued 2 say Haley said it. I said I said id beat that bitches ass I don’t give a f**k. I said it like 20 times. O Mark went off on a diff lady cuz she got in there face. (I so can’t wait tell I have this baby cuz the next bitch is mine. I don’t care if she’s in her 40s maybe older – don’t fuck with my kids). Hope ic her on the street someday when she doesn’t have a Walmart worker do her job. Lol… What a BIG P***

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03.28.

From Bob The Poet

I was sitting home alone one night
Feeling a little bored.
I stumbled upon a web site
With pictures from a store.
I wasted half the night away,
Clicking through the pics.
Some were laugh loud funny
And some were down right sick.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

There was that chubby lady
With her boobs tucked in her pants.
Could that have been the latest
Fashion trend from France?
That sexy little thing
Just looked a little weird.
I knew why on the next pic
When I saw the beard.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

Now I don’t put these people down
To each his or her own.
But I often wonder
If they have mirrors at home.
Are these individuals
Crazy, blind or brave.
I don’t know, but I will bet
Sam Walton’s spinning in his grave.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

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03.27.

Have You Seen My Pants?

A Mount Holly couple saw more than they would’ve liked when shopping at Walmart Saturday – a man driving through the parking lot with his pants down.

According to arrest warrants, Alberto Angel Munoz was driving up and down aisles in the parking lot of Walmart at Franklin Square, exposing his private parts.

Munoz, 31, of 2010 Castleton Creek, Belmont, was driving an Acura with a “for sale” sign displayed.

A Walmart customer walked up to the vehicle to inquire about it and saw Munoz’s pants down. Munoz was covering himself with his shirt, the man said.

The man and his wife walked away and observed Munoz continuing to drive through the lot. They told a police officer who was coming out of the store. The officer approached the car and reported seeing Munoz’s private parts, according to the warrant.

Munoz was charged with indecent exposure and assigned a $500 secured bond. He remained in jail Sunday afternoon.

Munoz has no criminal record in North Carolina according to the N.C. Department of Correction.

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03.26.

The Cart

So, I was in the parking lot at Wal-Mart walking up to the store when from maybe 20 feet in back of me an elderly lady (maybe 70) kindly asked me if I wanted to use her cart. I kindly said, “No thanks, I just have to pick up a few items, no need for a cart this trip.” (NOTE: The lady looked very capable of walking, and just a couple of pounds over weight.) She turned sour and screamed, “THANKS. THANKS A LOT FOR HELPING ME.” She turned her cart around very fast and put it in one of those cart collectors, got in her car, slammed the car door, and while driving back, gave me the finger. I instantly started to burst out in laughter. I would have more than gladly taken it in for her if she had said “Can you please take my cart in for me?” or if after I said no she said “Oh, I meant can you please take my cart in for me?” Next time, I think I’ll just take the cart.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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