You look like you’re trying out to be the mascot for a fictional taco company. Los Pollos Locos isn’t interested brother.
The only life saver I can toss this dude who went overboard is that when you look back at them, there isn’t a single high school senior photo shoot that looks good. They’re all ridiculous; some just more than others.
You know it’s gonna be a good mother trucking day when you get a Willy The Pimp spotting. Let your pimp walk away today everyone!
Sure there may be snow on the ground but it’s still Spring Break bitches!!!!!!