Hope you all had a terrific Labor Day! Keep being beautiful America!
It’s not a real night out until you end up at Walmart with your friend pushing you around in a cart so you don’t wander your drunk ass off.
A great way to tell that your clothes are too tight and don’t fit would be when you go out in public and a crowd gathers to see what’s about to happen next.
When you’re trying to feel sexy but also need to be low-key about it so the other guys at the factory don’t find out.