Edward 40-Hands

I decided to go into my local Wal-Mart last night to grab a few items around 11:30. Surprisingly, I only saw one powermullet, and was quite sad that I didn’t catch any humorous displays as I usually do, until I got to the checkout line. Of course, only two lanes were open, but I got […]

Polishing The Marbles

The wife and I were out for a day of Walmarting when all of the sudden I realized that much to my horror, I had to use the bathroom. While I have never been one for public potties, I thought this is a Walmart in the middle of nowhere Texas. What could be so bad? […]

Cottage Cheese Predicament

As a single mom, I’ve recently been forced to take a second job at as a cashier at Walmart. I don’t mind it most days. It’s fairly brainless work. Two weeks ago, I was working a busy Saturday when I noticed a commotion in my lane. There was a gentleman, mid 30’s with a child […]

Car Hoarder

My husband and I went to a local Wal-mart one night to grab a few things. We go to this one often, and are pleased by the friendly people who work there, as well as the shelves always being well stocked. I drove down an aisle to go park and noticed a parking spot right […]