Freshly Churned
I was shopping in the frozen foods section of Walmart the other day looking for something to satisfy my sweet tooth. So while roaming the ice cream section I heard a noise above me, and I looked up in curiousity. There were a group of birds flying about, and not wanting to get pooped on, […]
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I was at Walmart this evening in my small town of 3,000 people. As I was looking for a parking spot there were two empty spots up front. I was about to pull in but noticed something odd in the spot next to my goal. It was a dead chicken. Feathers and all. And it […]
