Who the hell wants a Ramen Noodle scented candle? Are people actively searching for traumatic college flashbacks? Holy moly. Change your name to Shittier Homes & Gardens if this is what your product team came up with.
I heard the turkey on the chocolate cake was much bigger and once you had it you’d never go back to the white cake.
Dammit. I was hoping to get the “skinned my first animal” set for my kid, but I guess little pyro will have to do this Christmas.
Oh come on! At least make it realistic. I don’t see one person half-naked huffing glue in that entire scene!