Whatever, it’s 2020. You do you my man. Go celebrate Cinco de August. In fact, count me in. I could go for a whole mess of nachos right now.
Who the hell wants a Ramen Noodle scented candle? Are people actively searching for traumatic college flashbacks? Holy moly. Change your name to Shittier Homes & Gardens if this is what your product team came up with.
I heard the turkey on the chocolate cake was much bigger and once you had it you’d never go back to the white cake.