Personally I think Spaceballs would have been a better tailgate theme, but whatever, I’m not gonna argue with someone obsessed with bad guys.
Oh! Oh no! Please somebody for the love of God just kill it. Put it out of its misery.
When you’re so good at pimpin’ you need to upgrade to that van life to transport all dem ladies.
Seriously, sometimes I think China & Russia have the right idea. If you just have a dictator then you don’t have to hear all the political bullshit every year. Think about what all you’d give up to not have to see political ads and political news. Just saying, it makes ya think a little.