Feeling Frisky

My mother and I were standing outside Wal-Mart while I was having a smoke before shopping. An older gentleman in his 70s approaches us and starts jabbing his umbrella at my mom. He opens it, spins it around and says “Where is my buddy at?” He walks off and we start laughing hysterically. A few minutes later he walks back towards us and this time slaps my mom right in the butt with the umbrella! He kinda shakes his head and says “I just couldn’t resist” and leaves. I guess even old men feel frisky once in a while.

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