MC Pee Pants

I moved to a new city the day after Halloween, and was still getting used to the town and so on. I decided to stop into Wal-Mart because even though I hate it there, it was the only place I could get a key made and grocery shop at 11 pm.

As I made my pilgrimage the back (to have my key made) I passed a very large young woman heaving half off Halloween candy into her cart. But what caught my attention was that she was wearing a spagetti strap tank top (that was small enough to fit my 5 year old cousin) and stretchy hot pink booty shorts (keep in mind it was 40 degrees out!). So after I was staring at her I realized that she had dark stains on the crotch of her shorts. She had in fact wet her pants and was continuing to shop…

I decided right then and there that Wal-Mart is not the place to shop when you live in a small town!

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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