Parking 101 for A-holes

How to ruin your alignment and dignity at the same time.

You’re too near if you can smell it.

That rhasta smell's gonna take a while to go.

Weird Toy at Walmart

Maybe it's an accessory of the bike?

She’s passed out huffing it.

I wonder if she's awake when the poe poes arrive.

Another normal day at Walmart

The guy can't even lose eye contact with them.