If I ever get to the point were I would rather wear a matching Tinkerbell poncho with my wife than bother putting up a fight, just take me out to pasture.
You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors.
This disturbs me on a level so deep, I had no idea it even existed.
That is one tall drink of water!