He was actually just sitting there smoking cigarettes for like 45 minutes until he finally realized it wasn’t a video poker game.
Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
Those handlebars are GLORIOUS! Look at it. It’s so full and bushy. I would touch it but I know it would break my arms. I challenge anyone out there to find a better stache.