Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache.
“Hey hunny, what should I wear with my awesome jorts-sweatpants combo?” How about that shirt you have which somehow manages to clash itself and your hat with the flames.
Sure it might be “normal” or “socially acceptable” to wear a shirt out, but lets face it, it would be just cruel and unfair to hide all that glory from the rest of the world.
Sure honey, I’ll go get the car for you. That long walk could be detrimental to your health.