Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?
The ghost of Christmas past seems a bit early this year.
Okay, you see all those little tiny loops on your pants? Great, now those loops are there for other reasons besides hanging you keychain clip. They also are used for belts. Yeah, we even call them beltloops! Crazy, huh?
These guys to have to be on their way to Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas tractor pull.