09.09.
My Toy Car
What? How is my van a safety issue officer? Maybe you missed the D.A.R.E. sticker.
Ohio
141 Comments09.09.
‘Cause I Like To Party!
Let’s run through my rock star list….Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know i love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!
Oklahoma
210 Comments09.09.
That’s Not G
Y’all like camo? Y’all like NASCAR? Do y’all like to keel stuff? Den come on down to da huntin’ headquaters and we’ll getcha fixed up!
North Carolina
85 Comments09.09.
Uh Oh
I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
Washington
137 Comments