Santa Baby Hurry Down To Walmart Tonight

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Santa baby, hurry down to the self checkout tonight.

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Santa Baby Hurry Down To Walmart Tonight, 6.8 out of 10 based on 143 ratings

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  1. Steve Canyon says:

    Santa’s a busy dude. Why waste time on rotten kids? That’s why he hired this guy instead. If you wake up Christmas morning with fruitcake under the tree and all your mom’s lingerie missing, you’ll know he’s been to your house.

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  2. Public Enema says:

    You’re a mean one Fister Grinch.

    Public Enema

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  3. Hooker says:

    At Walmart, that’s a 9.5. Honestly.

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  4. Harold Knutczak says:

    Maybe he’s a southpole elf?

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  5. JudyG says:

    His calves must be hurting in those heels.

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  6. Scorched Earth says:

    This weirdo is like a train-wreck in progress. It’s an awfully, horrible thing to see; but try as you might, you simply cannot take your eyes off it.

    Scorched Earth

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    • Scorched Earth says:

      Just kidding, I would take him back to my trailer and hit that shit all night long.

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      • dlsafd says:

        Fifty bucks says you have aids.

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  7. dlsafd says:

    It’s Hunter Biden’s Christmas Card!

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  8. vikitoria says:

    hello my name is victoria good good

    /)../)

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  9. lol says:

    Why do the mentally ill always head for walmart when they escape?

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  10. Nuno Fonseca says:

    Wekk, he’s got the legs for it, that’s for sure!

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  11. Slav says:

    Guys, you are hilarious as always. This is my favorite humor site on the internet. You can’t find it on Youtube where you could be banned for even a little bit offensive comment. Also, there’s a stereotype in Europe that you Americans have a very straight-forward, direct sense of humor and don’t understand sarcastic and dark humor, for example just like Britsh. You guys made me to change my mind about it.

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  12. Mickey2942 says:

    Well, that is an outfit.

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