I guess it’s easier for your guests to pick out your wedding gifts if you have it at Walmart. So that’s a plus. I think. Congrats!
Nothing like bringing your creepy weird ass fetish into the public light at Walmart. Checking off some serious life goals right there buddy. I’d say your parents must be proud, but clearly the did something totally f’d up, so I don’t even want to bring them into the picture here.
You’re gonna need a big bag to put those in if you plan on lighting them on fire on someone’s porch. Which would be epic by the way, so you go girl!!!
Bang up job my man. We can hardly spot the fix-up job. I feel sorry your kids don’t have a pool to play in, but sacrifices must be made all around.