If Mary here asks if you want to see the “little lamb”….run.

Georgia

I feel like I’ve seen this guy in every useless news interview ever made, just jabbering some inaudible rubbish.

Mississippi

I have to assume those paw prints are actually some animal she swallowed whole trying to fight its way out.

Kansas

Well in my expert opinion, I have to say that I like the bare thighs, but I like how the ponytail sits on the short sleeve shirt better than it does on the sweatshirt. Now if we could just combine the two!

Texas