February 6th, 2010
On Sesame Street

Big Bird, you are doing an absolutely horrible job of trying to cover up and hide!
Unknown
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Big Bird, you are doing an absolutely horrible job of trying to cover up and hide!
Unknown

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I must be seeing things because I swear I saw your legs curl up under that house in Oz, so there is no way you’re still alive!
Washington

Come on, it’s just practice. I mean, we talkin’ about practice. Not a game now, we’re talking about practice man! Practice….not a game. Not a game. Practice. We talking about practice!
Virginia

Ever since they stopped going to the moon, NASA just seems to let anyone in anymore.
Ohio