Now, where have I seen her before……Aaahhh!!! One of those $1 automated fortune teller booths, that’s it! You can keep my fortune, but thanks anyway.

Unknown

Let me get this straight. You put on a bright reflector vest to draw attention to the naked Ken doll hanging around your neck? Are you trying to send some sort of message to your other action figures that disobedience will not be tolerated or something? If so, this is the worst plot to Toy Story 3 ever!

Georgia

New rule: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to put my hand into, then by golly that is what’s going to happen whether you like it or not.

Oklahoma

Am I the only one craving a heavy techno beat and slow but firm pelvic gyrations from this guy?

Kentucky