When you’re done figuring out all what is wrong with this picture I’ll toss a big ol’ wrench in your mind and let you know it is also a dude. So yeah.
For the love of God, shoot my eye out with that Red Rider BB gun.
I can’t take these lies anymore.
We get it, you’re a grown man that masturbates 14 times a day in your mother’s basement. You don’t need to flaunt it.