I’d tell him to pull his pants up, but honestly, I don’t think those pants ever stood a chance. The math just doesn’t add up to them fitting here.
Dude, wtf? Did you just make a custom shirt trying to bed bug Shane someone? What’s going on in your life where that is needed? Also, if he gave you bed bugs why are you walking so close to him? These questions are bugging me.
If only this Batman and Pikachu were actually imaginary. Oh well! We can all dream.
Maybe you should slither yourself on over to a mirror and make better decisions.