Sir, that’s a chocolate ice cream swirl. Get your mind out of the gutter.
It’s like Mike Tyson, except somehow it’s a worse tattoo…and less intimidating…and he doesn’t have any money. Well maybe that last part is kinda like Mike, but still, definitely no fame or a killer knockout punch.
We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet.
Somehow I need you to elaborate and give me answers, without testing your nerd hypothesis on me.