Did You Wait 5 Minutes?

Last night I went into the restroom at Walmart. All of the stalls were taken but there were a few ladies who were outside of one waiting on a friend. They stated that their friend would be a while. They all looked like they had been at some sort of bar so I just assumed […]

Planting Seeds

I was at my local Walmart shopping for fertilizer and other garden tools when I heard some strange noises. I looked over my shoulder and there was an extremely intoxicated couple having sex on the floor next to the flower pots. In disgust, I walked away and the noises got louder and then got fainter. […]