Did You Wait 5 Minutes?

Last night I went into the restroom at Walmart. All of the stalls were taken but there were a few ladies who were outside of one waiting on a friend. They stated that their friend would be a while. They all looked like they had been at some sort of bar so I just assumed she was drunk and was probably throwing up. It happens, no big deal. Well, after I use the restroom I hear, “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh…” To which her friends respond, “Let us in!!” I slowly started to realize that this girl was not throwing up or having stomach issues, because of the repeated phrases “Did you read it right?”, “Am I reading it right?” and “Did you wait 5 minutes?” This girl found out news that drastically changes one’s life in the WALMART BATHROOM! Apparently she really couldn’t wait to get home, or at least somewhere more private. Glad I could share this special moment with them.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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