I was at my local Walmart shopping for fertilizer and other garden tools when I heard some strange noises. I looked over my shoulder and there was an extremely intoxicated couple having sex on the floor next to the flower pots. In disgust, I walked away and the noises got louder and then got fainter. I came back after a while and they were passed out on the floor nude. I went to a cashier and informed her what happened and she procceded to tell me that it was a weekly occurrence. I will never come back to that Walmart.