Turkey Day
While shopping the day before Thanksgiving I noticed a sign alerting customers that WalMart will be open on Thanksgiving. While checking out I told the cashier that I was sorry that WalMart was going to be open on Thanksgiving and that several employees had to work. She told me in a flat, monotone voice, “I […]
Glam Granny
Ok, so here I was with my husband and our two little ones at good ol’ Wally World and here was this very trendy dressed woman: Aeropostale form fitting shirt with the logo across the front, capris (form fitting as well), studded sliver belt, and those trendy little teen flip flops from Wet Seal or some […]
Glazed Doughnuts
A couple years ago, while I worked for the Walmart Photo Lab, I received a multitude of highly inappropriate and, often, hilarious pictures. However, one photo will forever be burned into my retinas. You know those toys for infants, the plastic rings that you stack around a plastic stick according to size? Yeah, those are […]
From The Mouth Of A Walcreature
I was once admitted to a mental hospital for Bipolar disorder. There was a male nurse who worked there, named Ken who I fawking hated! One time I told him to fuck off and he had me locked up in a solitary cell for 2 weeks, with hardly any food or water or toilet. He […]
