Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific.
Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
WHO THE F*CK BAKES COOKIES IN THEIR CAR?!?!