If anyone can give me one decent reason you need to have a bird on your shoulder while at Walmart I’ll eat some bird seed….I’ll wait.
Aw look, he’s all snuggled up in a blanket taking a nap. Right mom? He’s taking his nap cause he is so tired.
You go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
Great, now I gotta go find the other duck and that damn speedy goose I can never seem to catch.