I hope someone got a picture of that monkey shitting down the front of your shirt. Then I could plug it in right there and print myself out a nice blanket to remember what a jackass you are for bringing your monkey into Walmart.
Is this the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady? A one man wolf pack? If not, it should be.
Now pick it up, human…
Here’s a tip, lay off the botox…and the mushrooms.