That’s a whole bunch of nope right there.
Ahh yes, safety first. We surely wouldn’t want any harm to come of that deer….
Thank you young man in the background for giving this man and his monkey the face they deserve. The face of when you suddenly smell a fart, but nobody is around face. Because this dude clearly thinks he is the coolest and you properly showcased to him that he is not.
Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right in the middle of Walmart.