Just because you put your goat in a hilarious chariot that you pull around on your motor-scooter doesn’t mean it’s cool to bring him into Walmart…I mean, it’s really, really close to being just awesome enough for me to allow it, but I still have to say no.
This little piggy went to Black Friday…
So apparently the story here is that this little guy walked right into the store and the police tazed him to death (after not being able to remove him I assume). So, I’d just like to go ahead and thank them for ruining the hopes and dreams of every little kid in that store who probably thought Rudolph just got murdered.
Just in case you were wondering what could add to the awesomeness of a guy in a mustache with 2 chains lying on top of a lightning bolt double eagle shirt, the answer is he is also a squirrel master. So just know nothing you do today or for the rest of your life will end up being as cool as this dude right now.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.