Awww look at the tired little squirrel. Poor guy is probably all exhausted from…deeeez nuts.
We got the fancy poodle and her mini me too. I feel bad for you puppies. All you want to do is chill, eat some Snausages and maybe roll around in some shit in the yard but instead they got you all dolled up for nothing. Don’t get me wrong, you’d make some best selling plush toys for kids, but since you’re not you should probably get the hell out of Walmart.
The only question here is why? I honest to goodness can’t think of a single reason why you need your iguana, lizard whatever-the-hell-it-is in Walmart with you. Not even a half assed poor excuse to offer up. Just stop being freaking weird.
Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.