Ahhhh that’s super adorable. Appreciate you not bringing your goat inside the store too. Lots of cool decisions being made on your part, just thought you should know that.
Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts.
As if people needed an obvious reason for avoiding you.
Rounded black sunglasses and a Bluetooth headset? All the accessories I’d expect a lizard owner to have.