Who owns a kangaroo? Is that a thing? Is that even legal? That aside, of the 7 people in the world who own a kangaroo, why did you bring him to Walmart?
Well that’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen all week. Fortunately I can go pick up more food while I’m at Walmart because I just threw all mine up.
There is entirely too much monkey business at Walmart. Clearly nobody listens to me. Who has a pet monkey anyway? Seriously, that’s odd. What do you even name a pet monkey? I feel like it has to be an awesome name or the “glamour” of owning a monkey is gone.
“Who Wears it Better?” – Loose cocks in Walmart edition.
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