Unless you’ve got Simon and Theodore with you and they are about to perform, I don’t want to see your damn chipmunk in the store.
I don’t even know where I stand on owls in a Walmart because I never thought the day would come where I would need to make my position on the issue known. You’re putting me on the spot here, and I hate you for that. That’s a real dick move. I guess I’ll stick with my no non-service animals in Walmart stand. Owls may be wise and can turn their heads around and give me Tootsie Pops but they will still probably take a dookie right on the floor and not think twice about it.
Because controlling an infant in Walmart isn’t difficult enough this lady thought it would be a good idea and try to double down on her calming duties and add 2 dogs and a ferret to the equation. Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for her Cotton.
I feel like this is a cartoon in the making, and that gets me excited.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.