I don’t know why you’re surprised, pimps like to take rides in limos too. Just gotta keep it slow so you don’t spill the Cognac, ain’t that right Pinky?
Unless you’re Jake the Snake Roberts you do not have any reason to accessorize with a snake out in public. That’s a rule.
Oh you lookin’ fo some fiches? Well tough shit, der not fiches to dey. Gotsta go get yer fiches somewhere else buddy.
Who needs mace when you have a damn snake around your neck?! Fantastic way to prevent attacks. Horrible way to make friends.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.