Because every lady can’t wait to see your lizard and play with your snake.
Why? That’s the real question. I’m not even going to start on the reasoning of having a pet bird, I’ll skip right over that and get to the question of why do you need to wear your bird out in public? Even pirates with wooden legs, scruffled beards, eye patches, swords and a bottle of rum look borderline stupid and uncool with a bird. What do you think it’s doing to your image guy-with-a-walking-stick in Walmart?
California & Colorado
It’s true, Walmart really is the shit. Thanks for reminding us pup.
HA! Ok, when you come down from your incredible level of disbelief and disgust in humanity let me know which one you think is worse.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.