I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
What phrases do you think he constantly repeats? Probably stuff like “Caww, I’m so alone.” And “Caww, I can’t believe this stupid bird is my only friend.”
Feeling sad? Down in the dumps? Angry at the world? Not anymore. Adorable.
Lets ignore the part where you’re in a store. Just set that aside. Why the hell do you have a pet possum? I can’t even dream of a more backwoods Deliverance type of scenario where you’re sitting in a rocker on your front porch petting your pet possum.