You know what’s super? Your ability to not care what anyone thinks even though literally ever person you see thinks you look ridiculous. Super Duper!
Can you just write “dope as f*ck” on your resume & turn it in? Is that allowed?
“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought.