Because carrying one cat on your shoulder around Walmart doesn’t scream “crazy lady” as much as two would. That’s just good, crazy math.
How I’m spending my day prepping for the onslaught of food and booze that is Thanksgiving Day.
Just a good ol’ fashioned cock fight in the middle of Walmart. But don’t worry about it vegan girl in LA who won’t eat chicken, you’re making a real difference.
You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole.