I never thought I’d say this to someone, but I hope that monkey jizzes on your neck.
Even your dog is embarrassed of you bro.
Honestly, I’ve been staring at this for like 20 minutes trying to think of a great caption, but I don’t think there is one out there that would do this picture of a damn goat in a baby carrier any justice. Sometimes a picture might be worth more than 1,000 words.
I can’t think of a good reason to have an iguana. Quick add-on, if I did have an iguana I can’t think of a good reason to take it out in public. And as we keep going down this path, I can’t think of a single reason that if I did take it out in public that I’d need to take it to Walmart.