I’d be pissed your brought a non-service animal into Walmart but then I remembered from my good Coach Gordon Bombay that ducks fly together.
I never thought I’d say this to someone, but I hope that monkey jizzes on your neck.
Even your dog is embarrassed of you bro.
Honestly, I’ve been staring at this for like 20 minutes trying to think of a great caption, but I don’t think there is one out there that would do this picture of a damn goat in a baby carrier any justice. Sometimes a picture might be worth more than 1,000 words.