You’re Not My Dad!

So I'm walking through Walmart behind this guy and his son. The kid has to be about 6…

Share The Road

Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they're f***ing…

Just Beat It

I worked for Wal-Mart a few years ago as a Loss Prevention associate. For those of you who…

Pissed Off

I was working in the Connection Center (cell phone department) when an older gentleman approached me with a…

Producing A Criminal

My best friend is a police officer where we live. He got a call one Sunday night to…

Pubic Indecency

I'm a pretty easy going guy and I never would maliciously infringe upon the civil liberties of another,…