Nothing Gold Can Stay

Due to bum farts, the air pressure under a bridge is much higher resulting in a greater possibility…

Ice Bath

Back in my days of working at Walmart on a disgustingly hot August day (98* outside), a woman…

The Morning After Pill

I went to a Wal-Mart in Crosby, Texas today to pick up a cake for a friend. When…

Wrong Trunk

I've heard of junk in the trunk, but I wish you would pack it into an SUV instead…

Smack That

One day, while I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, my brother calls me and asks if…

DIY

I was an ICS Associate at my Walmart. One day at work, we heard that a customer was…