Now That’s Dedication

A few weeks ago I was doing some late night shopping at Walmart. As I was walking out…

Secret Code

In my younger days, I worked for a while at Walmart. Yeah, Good ole Wally World. Well one…

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Due to bum farts, the air pressure under a bridge is much higher resulting in a greater possibility…

Ice Bath

Back in my days of working at Walmart on a disgustingly hot August day (98* outside), a woman…

The Morning After Pill

I went to a Wal-Mart in Crosby, Texas today to pick up a cake for a friend. When…

Wrong Trunk

I've heard of junk in the trunk, but I wish you would pack it into an SUV instead…